helped him, giving him an extra serving hushpuppies & bringing him a doggie bag to hold more so he could take some to his friend, One-eyed Jack, who...
local Wednesday night hobos & bums poker tournament. The bum had to decline, b/c he had plans w/a few of the show girls to go to a petting zoo in Hoboken where they volunteered once a week &...
and shoveled shit and filled up water buckets for free meals and booze.
But a LLama got mad and stepped on his foot and spit in his eye and he sued them for...
reckless endangerment, but then he & the llama made up & became the best of friends, so he dropped the lawsuit, broke his buddy out of the petting zoo & they ran off to...
Kokomo, singing "come on pretty llama" They lived happily ever after in the sun.
Meanwhile, the showgirls kept their jobs at the petting zoo, where it turns out that they never shoveled anything - they were the big draw on "Wicked Wednesday", when all the Hoboken businessmen spent their lunch hours vying for a chance to pet...
shut down and the Casinos were going down the tubes, and the
racetrackers were mad they were getting cut off so they
decided to go to the Governor's house on horseback
and trample his....
precious rose gardens. But upon arrival they were so struck by the beauty of the that they simply admired them for awhile & then returned to casino strip & began converting the whole place into...