Ozzieowl's Comments

Thank you Ozzie, so very much...I think today I shall let you be the monkey, summer seems to be taking it's toll...Love and blessings to you. T

Are you well my friend?

, May your awareness cause you surety in the beauty of being you! Blessings, T

SMILE, I miss you!

The policeman had the bar under surveillance a few minutes before closing time, so he could see who comes out drunk.

The first one out the door at 2:00 o'clock weaved down the sidewalk, then fell on the curb. Sluggishly got up, then tried his keys in five cars before finding his own car.

Once inside his car, he fumbled with his keys for 2 or 3 minutes.

Meanwhile, all the club patrons had gotten into their cars and driven away, leaving this one fellow quite alone in the parking lot.

Finally, he got his car started and began to very slowly drive away.

Immediately, the police car was behind him with lights flashing.

The policeman asked the man to take a breathalyser test, to which he readily agreed.

When the reading was 0.0%, the policeman said, "How can this be?"

To which the man replied, "Because tonight, I'm the designated decoy."

Yeah i love to laugh..come from a family of wanna be comedians lol..so i was always around laughing and fun times as a kid growing up. Oh and i got the doing crazy things down to an art form believe me. I just wanted to say thank you for accepting my friends request and i look forward to having conversations with you. Take care,

James