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Comment by Aggie on October 13, 2009 at 7:04pm

This is an actual crack that was found in the window frame on a DC-9. I'll definitely think twice before flying again.

Comment by Aggie on October 13, 2009 at 10:58am

Dear God,
please send clothes for all those
poor ladies in daddy's computer.
Amen

Comment by Aggie on October 13, 2009 at 10:42am

Visitation rights
If I pay for my wife's implants, will I get visitation rights when we get divorced? I just want weekends and holidays.

Comment by Aggie on October 5, 2009 at 9:39pm

Good Treatment

Bob went over to his friend Joe's house and was amazed at how well Joe treated his wife. He often told her how attractive she was, complimented her on her cooking and showered her with hugs and kisses.

"Gee," Bob remarked later, "you really make a big fuss over your wife".

"I started to appreciate her more about six months ago," Joe said. "It has revived our marriage and we couldn't be happier."

Inspired, Bob hurried home, hugged his wife and told her how much he loved her and said he wanted to hear all about her day. But she burst into tears. "Honey," Bob said, "whats' the matter?".

"This has been the worst day," she replied. "This morning Billy fell off his bike and broke his ankle, then the washing machine broke. Now to top it off, you come home drunk !".

Comment by Aggie on October 5, 2009 at 9:02pm

A FARMER AND HIS WIFE
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen
when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their
Golden Wedding Anniversary.
"Let's have a big party, Homer," she suggested. "You'll need to kill a pig."
The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he finally answered,
"I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened
fifty years ago."

Comment by Aggie on September 30, 2009 at 7:26pm

A man boarded a plane with 6 kids.

After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, 'Are all of those kids yours?'

He replied, 'No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints.'

Comment by Doug62 on September 30, 2009 at 1:57pm

Comment by reggie on September 24, 2009 at 7:32pm

i fainted too

Comment by Aggie on September 24, 2009 at 5:11pm

The Value of a # 2 Pencil

Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class.

One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.

'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?'

When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

'God Almighty!' shouted Susie..

The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class..

A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?'

But Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.

'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie.

And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep.

The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'

Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'

The nun fainted.

Comment by reggie on September 21, 2009 at 5:06pm

i want to know the language

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