If at first........................

[Falcon]

Boudreaux's 21-one-year-old, unmarried daughter tells her parents she
thinks she is expecting. Very worried, they go to the drugstore to buy
a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. 

Shouting, cursing, and crying, Boudreaux says, "Who 'dat pig what did you like
'dis? I want to know!  I gonna kill that varmit"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.  Half an hour later a
Ferrari stops in front of Boudreaux's house. A mature and distinguished
man with gray hair, impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit, steps
out of the car and enters the house. He sits in the living room with
Boudreaux, the mother and the girl and tells them:

"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't
marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take responsibility.

"If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two retail stores, a townhouse, a
beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy
will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is
twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage,
what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, Boudreaux, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly
on the man's shoulder and tells him, "'Den you try agin