Ladyg Am I at the right place?

[Bill Kingsley]

and also Ladyg I need to as you, Are Blind Cows allowed in this joint? My Cow's Blind Ladyg and I take her every where I go, She's my Guard Cow. She's Blind ladyg and I call her Blindy, or sometimes Old Blindy and even though she's Blind, She can smell Danger as far a 5 miles away.

Oh don't be afraid of her ladyg, here give me your hand, now we'er goingvto place your hand close to her nose. Once she smells your hand ladyg she'll be your Friend and your Protecter for the rest of you entire life, just as long as you are within 5 miles of her so she can get a wif of your smell .

The Poor Old Thang Ladyg, The first time I ever tried to milk her she kicked me from one end of the barn to the other, seems I had forgot to lat her smell my hand when I first traded for her. I stayed laid up in the Hospital for abiut three months from just her one kick, but now me and old Blindy has our act together and she just loves me to death like she hated me to death ( and I almost was ) the evening that she kicked me from one end of the barn to the other end,.

So how's abought it Ladyg, can I bring my Animal Wife in to this joint, Please.

[Ladyg]

Bill you are so crazy. Everyone is in the lounge, why don't you and the poor old thang come on over to my house. LOL

[Tina]

Good Morning Bill, Is this belonging to you? I found her wandering the lounge, and by the way LadyG, We are going to need the "cleaners" here today!!! I think the cow spent the night!

[Ladyg]

OMG Bill the poor old thing spent the night and you left her here. Shame on you, now I have to have the cleaners come in. UGHHHHHHHH