You're killing me Smalls.....

[Jaylee53]

This is completely just for laughs.... Do NOT think of posting anything serious or thought provoking here...EVER!

 

http://youtu.be/nGeKSiCQkPw

 

 

 

I mean it...... :-)

[Aggie]

Do you know why most orphans are successful?
When you ask them to do something.
Because when you tell go big or go home, they only have one option.

[Aggie]

If England is six hours ahead of America, why can't they just tell us the future?

[Aggie]

[Aggie]

Velcro is a complete ripoff.

[Aggie]

My ducks may not be in a row,
but at least they’re happy ducks, having fun!
Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

[Aggie]

Some people may call it 'multitasking'.
Me? I call it 'doing something else until I remember what the hell I was going to do in the first place'.

[Aggie]

A man opening a new restaurant featuring cuisine from around the world want to carry that international theme to the restrooms. So he painted the doors with "men" and "women" in all the languages he could think of. He couldn't find the Chinese ideographs so he just copied some characters from a painting figuring no one would know
Shortly after opening a Chinese tourist stood in front of the doors and started laughing. When the owner asked what was so funny, the tourist told him he had painted the door with the ideographs that meant "Chinese relief".

[Aggie]

Who would you spank?

[Aggie]

What happens when a microscope runs into a telescope?
They kaleidoscope

[Aggie]

This week I heard a story of a man who was sitting in a choice, reserved seat at Texas A&M Universities, Kyle Field. Another man sat down beside him and pointed to the empty seat on the other side of him and said, ”It’s hard to believe someone would have such a great seat for the game and not show up.”. The man replied, “Well, actually that empty seat belongs to me. You see, my wife recently passed away and that was her seat.” The man said, “I’m so sorry to hear that. But didn’t you have a friend you could bring with you?” The man replied, “No, they’re all at the funeral home.”