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I mean it...... :-)

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Man Logic:

Woman: Do you drink beer?

Man: Yes

Woman: How many beers a day?

Man: Usually about 3

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5.00 which includes a tip

(This is where it gets scary !)

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: About 20 years, I suppose

Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 am I correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting
for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink beer?

Woman: No

Man: Where's your Ferrari?

What Do You See?

Three people were visiting the Grand Canyon: a painter, a preacher, and a cowboy. Looking over the massive canyon, each one verbalized his observation:

"Incredible!" the painter said. "I'd love to paint a picture of this!"

The preacher waved his arms and cried, "Glory! Look what God has done!"

The cowboy exclaimed, "I'd sure hate to lose a cow down there!"

Is it hot where you are?

Having a cool front temps down to the 90's in Houston Texas.


Way Hot, too Hot!

Looks like one of the Dingo's neighbors.

We had one of those guys in our garbage the other morning. I don't have a pool for the raccoon, just tasty snacks!




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