You're killing me Smalls.....

[Jaylee53]

This is completely just for laughs.... Do NOT think of posting anything serious or thought provoking here...EVER!

 

http://youtu.be/nGeKSiCQkPw

 

 

 

I mean it...... :-)

[redhand]

On satiddy night you went to the "Snuff Dippers Ball".

[TeeBubbaDee]

And on Friday nights ya take your sweetie out dancing.

[Aggie]

dance till the cows come home

[Merry]

Yes, I live in a small town, I know that because getting kicked off the biddy committee in charge of coming up with a cookbook as a fundraiser for the library is front page news here. All three patrons are extremely upset that the secret ingredient in squirrel mcnuggets will not be included in the new cookbook. However there will be a gossip column.

[TeeBubbaDee]

And the secret ingredient is??????????????

[Merry]

Hush now, CaiNt telya that. But iffn you all r reel gud I throw in a mayonnaise shake with the possum pi!!

[TeeBubbaDee]

[TeeBubbaDee]

I hope this isn't the Ladies Room!

[TeeBubbaDee]

[Aggie]

Great Sales Technique

A newsboy named Larry was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!"

Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the front page. What he saw was yesterday's paper.

The man said, "Hey, this is an old paper. Where's the story about the big swindle?"

Larry ignored him and went on calling out, "Read all about it. Fifty-one people swindled!"

[TeeBubbaDee]

[Aggie]

Husband sends a text message to his wife: “Hi, what are you doing Darling?”
Wife: I’m dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types “Sweet Heart, how can I live without you?”
Wife: “You fool! I am dying my hair..”