This is completely just for laughs.... Do NOT think of posting anything serious or thought provoking here...EVER!
I mean it...... :-)
Tags: dead thread, key holder, roflmao, tickle me please
copying this one to Ducatiman, who has one son in college & another on the way. '-)
Did you hear about the dyslexic couple who couldn't have oral sex? They kept trying to do 96.
One of the comments after the Wed. Night GOP Debate.
A blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a tree and headed into a restaurant for something cold to drink. Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked:
“Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?”
The blonde said it was hers.
“Your dog seems to be in heat,” the officer said.
The blonde replied:
“No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that tree.”
The policeman said:
“No, you don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred.”
“No way,” said the blonde:
“My dog doesn't need bread. She isn't hungry 'cause I fed her this morning.”
The exasperated policeman said:
“You still don't understand. Your dog wants to have sex!”
The blonde looked at the cop and said:
“Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog.”
That has me LOL.
HaHaHa!
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