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I mean it...... :-)
Tags: dead thread, key holder, roflmao, tickle me please
No offense meant Robbie
DUI --- Southern
Style
From the state where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes
this true story.
Recently a routine police patrol was parked outside a
bar in Morgantown West Virginia . After last call, the officer noticed a man
leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.
The
man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly
observing. After what seemed an eternity, in which he tried his keys on five
different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat
there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry
summer night--,flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the
horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches,
reversed a little, and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more
of the other patrons' vehicles left.
At last, when he was the only car
left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the
road.
The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now
started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the
man over and administered a breathalyzer test.
To his amazement, the
breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the
police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
"I doubt
it," said this truly proud Mountaineer .
"Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
On second thought, that's not really funny, is it?
A 72 day marriage is sad/funny...and yet we don't let gays marry.
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