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You're killing me Smalls.....

This is completely just for laughs.... Do NOT think of posting anything serious or thought provoking here...EVER!

http://youtu.be/nGeKSiCQkPw

I mean it...... :-)

Tags: dead thread, key holder, roflmao, tickle me please

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Permalink Reply by d's girl on September 5, 2011 at 4:41pm

TEEBS!!!!!!!!!

Permalink Reply by funesthememorious on September 5, 2011 at 10:43am

Q: What do they call the alphabet in Alabama?

A: The Impossible Dream.

Permalink Reply by d's girl on September 5, 2011 at 4:39pm

hey! :-(

Permalink Reply by Daddieo on September 5, 2011 at 4:14pm

An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent 25 years of his life sentence in prison. While on the run, he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. He tied the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife on the bed.

He got on the bed right over the woman, and it appeared he was kissing her neck. Suddenly he got up and left the room. As soon as possible the husband made his way across the room to his bride, his chair in tow, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw him kissing on your neck and then he left in a hurry. Just cooperate and do anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Whatever you do don't fight him or make him mad. Our lives depend on it!. Be strong and I love you."

After spitting out the gag in her mouth, the half naked wife says: "Dear, I'm so relieved you feel that way. You're right, he hasn't seen a woman in years, but he wasn't kissing my neck....He was whispering in my ear. He said he thinks you're really cute and asked if we kept the Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong and I love you, too."

Permalink Reply by Daddieo on September 5, 2011 at 4:35pm

This duck walks into a convenience store and
asks the clerk, "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk says
no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck returns and asks,
"Do you have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the
duck leaves. The day after that, the duck walks in the store again
and asks "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk screams at
the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if
we had any grapes. I told you no every time that we don't have any
grapes! I swear if you come back in here again, and ask for grapes,
I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!" The duck left, and
returned the next day. This time he asked, "Do you have any
nails?" The clerk replied, "No," and the duck said,
"Good! Got any grapes?"

Permalink Reply by Jaylee53 on September 5, 2011 at 5:27pm

Hahahaha! Good one!

Permalink Reply by CWO3ROBBIE on September 5, 2011 at 7:18pm

what men would do if they had a vagina for a day

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

what women would do if they had a penis for a day

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9......

Permalink Reply by CWO3ROBBIE on September 5, 2011 at 7:28pm

Need Samples
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample." The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?" "What did he say? What's he want?" His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."

Permalink Reply by Bob Stepp on September 6, 2011 at 5:02pm