TBD on Ning

Bits and pieces of sound advice....

Give it to me...I need some to pass on to my sons that I seem to have been remiss.

  1. "A parent's only as good
    as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets
    robbed by a hooker, you failed."

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Don't iron clothes while wearing them.
"You can watch the house while I'm gone. Just don't call me unless something's on fire, and don't screw in my bed."
I wish I had known that before I let my nephew house sit for me last week...
Hahahaha! There are some things we'd best not know....just saying...;-D
"Just pay the parking ticket. Don't be so outraged. You're not a freedom fighter in the civil rights movement. You double parked."
Same for a speeding ticket?
1) Support bacteria - it's the only culture some people have.

2) When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

3) Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

4) A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

My brain is getting fuller....
This is all so funny.....
Maybe there IS some thread of hope for my sons....
In theory there is not difference between theory and practice but in pratice there is. Yogi Berra
The Duchess...Alice In Wonderland
"If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a great deal faster than it does."
Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts. Bertrand Russell

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives. Abba Eban

A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice. Bill Cosby




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