Last week I check my rain gauge and had 1/4 inch of sand.
I feel sorry for him...are people leaving out pans of water for the animals?
It's so dry in Texas that the Baptists and churches of Christ are starting
to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are
using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are
giving out rain-checks,
and the Catholics are praying for the wine
to turn back into water.