The priest commends him on the work and with a flourish hands him a $5.00 bill.
The boy looks at the money and says to the priest, "Thanks very much
Father, . . . you're a virgin."
The priest is a bit startled but makes no remark. The next day the boy has to paint the outside of the house; it's a really hot day and
he just manages to finish the job without collapsing.
The priest looks at the job and this time gives the lad another $5.00 bill.Once again the lad looks at the money and says, "Thanks very much
Father, you really are a virgin".At this stage the priest decides to take action.
"Tommy," he says, "that's twice you've called me a virgin. Do you
have any idea what the word means?".
"Yes," says the kid, "a tight cunt!"
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