Snake Bite

[L.C. DeMartin]

Snake Bite

Kevin and Peter are hiking in the woods. Kevin gets bitten on his
penis by a snake. Peter calls the doctor on his cell phone to find
out what to do . The doctor tells Peter his friend will be OK if the
poison is sucked out. Peter turns slowly to his friend and says to him
"Well Kevin, after talking to the doctor.....he said.......he said
that......."
"Well what the hell did he say!!" Kevin cries out in pain.
"He said............ you're gonna die."

[mskat]

lol
ilmao

[Billy Bones]

[Doug Smith]

The version I heard of this involved the Lone Ranger and Tonto. Still a classic!

[L.C. DeMartin]

We have a whole generation of folks who have no idea who the Lone Ranger and Tonto are.
It's not our world anymore.