Talking about things like Astroglide brings me a head acre on , if my wife says shall we go upstairs and have sex i reply pick one
Geez, I really must be gettin' old, I wouldn't have a clue what an astroglide is,
but then I've been out of the loop for a very long time now. tutt-tutt!
But I must say that, in the past, I have heard of some folk
enjoying that peanut butter and jam, though it's not spread on your bread or toast,
they tell me it's great for propelling the torpedo in some sort of silly game they play - ha!
Oh, that'd be right, those ol' gynecologists -
always wanting to keep a hand in......oooooopz!
"Errrm, no, said the spider to the fly,
so pleeze tell me why" lol!
Well i am not 80 but when the special place is on offer i get the shakes as well as the head acre
You still got `it' bad then hey !
"Ohhh - I get it now" lol!