Working on my team of merchandisers last week, we had the assignment of resetting the feminine hygiene section. I'll be the first to admit I don't know these products well. I'm not just talking about the myriads of tampons and napkins like Kotex and Stay Free and Care Free and this free and that free and napkins with wings. What the hell are wings? AND OB? The only OB I know is Obi Wan Kenobi from Star Wars. I'm not familiar with sponges either..just Sponge Bob and a Seinfeld episode about being sponge worthy.

Then there's a product I noticed on our planogram in the  feminine  hygiene section called Astroglide.  To the best of my knowledge, Astroglide is a ride at Coney Island Amusement Park in Brooklyn. But another female team member clued me in on Astroglide saying it was similar to the legendary K-Y Jelly. At least I'm not so naive to think K-Y Jelly is in the peanut butter and jelly section of the store. Now I wouldn't expect a woman to know a lot about men's razors and shaving cream so I don't feel so bad being ignorant about wings. I prefer mine with honey barbecue sauce. As far as OB? Let the FORCE be with me.