I'll see you around
Not if I see you first
You look like you're in your 40's. You couldn't be 64!
That sounds like a compliment. . .I guess retorts can be complimentary, come to think of it!
That was a retarded retort.
that was really retorted.
BITE ME
Age before beauty
I thought beauty was a horse
Beauty is the Beast's wife.
....and they say the ears go first :)
Excelent choice to begin the thred with a Dorothy Parker Quote-
"Age before beauty," you proceed and say, "Pearls before swine."
She was a tru Queen of snide wit.
My favorite retorts wer written by Oscar Wilde. a brilliant man snarky as hell.
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I honestly did not remember that that's who I got that from, but I'm not surprised. I've got so much stuff from people like Dorothy Parker, Fran Liebowitz, Nora Ephron knocking around in my head it's ridiculous.
cool. Wit wel used is the only thing that can make me laugh uncontrollably sometimes!
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