Retorts

[CaliforniaNow]

I think we may have done this on another website. nevertheless. . .

If anyone ever holds open the door for you and says, "Age before beauty," you proceed and say, "Pearls before swine."

[Lifesighs]

I'll see you around

Not if I see you first

[Johnnieboy]

You look like you're in your 40's. You couldn't be 64!

[CaliforniaNow]

That sounds like a compliment. . .I guess retorts can be complimentary, come to think of it!

[Johnnieboy]

That was a retarded retort.

[flippr 2.0]

that was really retorted.

[flippr 2.0]

BITE ME

[littleone]

Age before beauty

I thought beauty was a horse

[flippr 2.0]

Beauty is the Beast's wife.

[imaginethat]

....and they say the ears go first :)

[The Dyslexic Dodger]

  Excelent choice to begin the thred with a Dorothy Parker Quote-

 "Age before beauty," you proceed and say, "Pearls before swine."  

She was a tru Queen of snide wit.

  My favorite retorts wer written by Oscar Wilde. a  brilliant man snarky as hell.

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[CaliforniaNow]

I honestly did not remember that that's who I got that from, but I'm not surprised.  I've got so much stuff from people like Dorothy Parker, Fran Liebowitz, Nora Ephron knocking around in my head it's ridiculous.

[The Dyslexic Dodger]

cool. Wit wel used is the only thing that can make me laugh uncontrollably sometimes!