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why dose the doc tell you to ben over, he is looking at your fase

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They usually do not say bend over until you are ready to leave and they give you the bill......
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a
series of tests, the last of which had left his
bodily systems extremely upset.

Upon making several false alarm trips to the
bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He
suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his
ability to remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of
bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the
sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing,
and swinging his arms violently trying to get the
unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled
sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet,
staring down at the sheets, a hospital security
guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who
had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked "What the heck is
going on here?"
The drunk, still staring down replied: " I'm not real sure, but I think
I just beat the shit out of a ghost."
prostrate exams are needed and not a joke

but it is not funny when it happens to you

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