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There once was a farmer

Who took a young miss…

In back of the barn

Where he gave her…

A lecture on horses and chickens and eggs

And told her that she had such…

Beautiful manners that

Suited a girl of her charms

A girl that he wanted to…

Take in his washing and ironing

And then if she would

They could get married and

Raise lots of

 

Sweet violets

Sweeter than the roses

Covered all over from head to toe

Coverall all over with sweet violets

 

The girl told the farmer

That he’d better stop

And she called her father

And he told the farmer

He’d better stop

For someone was doing his lil girl

Right for a change

So that’s why he said

If you marry her son

You are better off single

It’s been my belief

That marriage will bring a man

Nothing but Sweet violets…

 

The farmer decided to wed anyway

And started in planning for his

Wedding suit which he purchased

For only one buck

And then he found out he was

Just out of money

And left in the lurch

Standing and waiting

In front of the end of this story

Is sad as you know

For all a girl wants from her man is

His sweet violets….

 

LMAO, this was a song as a preteen we sang camping! Do not know why I thought of it this morning but it made me smile.  Have you ever had a funny one or one that comes to you out of the blue from your past?

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Have a day filled with laughter
i know i am going to keep an eye on my sweet violets, have a great day

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