whoa .. saw this on letterman last night

[frenchy]

well to be honest if i do watch any of the late nite shows i'll skip around to see who's on .. and even more so for the musical acts at the end .. some of em turn me off .. mostly the rap acts but then thats just me i'm sure some people like em so good for them .. its a big world and we have a lotta choices .. if i don't wanna see i can just change the channel .. so anyway i'm flippin around and garth brooks is doin a cover of a bob seeger song on acoustic .. night moves .. not bad for just gettin up by himself but seeger did it better with the electric guitars and the silver bullet band so i left leno and went to letterman and they had on this blonde chick iggy azaila .. anybody seen her yet ?? she is a rap artist but i watched anyway . it didn't have anything to do with her music .. she had on these white pants and all i could think was eeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!! is that really all her ?? i mean this girl had a boatload of ass on her .. kim kardashian has a ways to go to catch her .. it was like watchin a train wreck .. and i couldn't turn away .. there were a few times in the video when she turned around and i thought i was gonna get run over by a bus .. not that i'm complainin mind you .. but somehow it just didn't look real .. yet i watched anyway .. it was like watchin a girl with these huge silicone tits .. so what is it they do to plump up a butt like that , if thats what they did ?? and why do us guys ( or should i say some guys .. me included ) attracted to that ??  ( just to be fair there are some guys who love them wafer thin models who look like they ain't had a meal in weeks.. i ain't one of em .. i see a girl like that and i wanna buy her a nice greasy cheeseburger and a large fries  )  

so i guess what i'm tryin to ask is how do women feel about havin a butt like that ?? are you girls proud of it ? or are you searchin for your fat pants the minute you see you gained a couple of pounds and freak if it goes to your ass ?? or are you lookin for the tightest pants you can find to show that booty off ?? do you feel its an ass/et.. and use it to enhance your sexuality ?? do you think its wrong if other women do ?? or does it make you think they're slutty ?? and how is it different from a girl with a nice rack who wears a low cut top and lets them puppies breathe a bit ?? ok express yourself .. but be nice .. we all probably won't agree but its ok if we don't .. ok here's your video of that girl .. but be warned .. its a boatload of ass .. 

[Shadowman]

I often wonder who it is that tricks them into thinking the outfits they wear are actually attractive. (It's the fashion expert in me talking again)

[ProblemAgain]

reminds me of a time years ago when a friend dropped into a store i was building for another friend. she asked us:"how do you like the dress?" and twirled around...and both phil and i asked at the exact same time: "You PAID for that?"