Just A Thinking

[Wayne Goodwin]

Due to recent event in my health , my mind has been wondering !

Bra's

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Ladies

I been wondering about breast and bra's . If a woman's breast hang to the side . Why do they design a bra on just to squeeze them together ? Make a bra that shows the true form .

Gentlemen

Discussing the man's penis . Why do they hang to the left , right , down, up strait out or even shaped like an L . How does that effect the fit of underwear ?

Bicycle's

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Ladies If you ride a bike with those tiny seats pushed up in crotch's . Does that stimulate in anyway ?

Men

When ya riding a bike does it hurt when ya boys are stuck between the seat or do ya just divide the distance ?

[blithe spirit]

Some of more of those wonderful mysterious laws of science.

The boob and penis thing...gravity and weight.

The crotch and bicycle thing...friction.

You're welcome..or feel free to make it up yourself..what the heck...

[crestofwaves]

Oy veh! I think whatever happened to you may have affected your brain.

There was a movie where a guy suffering from polio and in an iron lung wanted to experience sex, so he hired a sex therapist to have sex with him.  I think you should see if your medical insurance covers that.  Methinks you need some nookie.

[frenchy]

yeah i saw that movie .. had helen hunt as the sex therapist .. is that what you'd call her?? 

[crestofwaves]

Frenchy, I just checked. She was a sex surrogate, but then they fell in love and got married!  Maybe we should chip in for Wayne.

[ProblemAgain]

that is it...the full plot is rather more complicated. it is an excellent film and based on a real life story. i found it in the local library available for checkout

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1866249/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

[frenchy]

yeah a surrogate .. thats what she would be called .. i knew that .. 

[ProblemAgain]

i suggest getting your mind microchipped in case it wanders off too far. that way they can bring it back to you if someone finds it

[Wayne Goodwin]

Wonder if those dog microchips would work , hey thatt would be good for people with dementia.  save mony for police . Dog pound is runnin a speciel this weekend , 5 dollars a chip ....

[Wayne Goodwin]

Then I could feel special ...

[Wayne Goodwin]

Thank you !

[uno,dos,3]

Maybe a smaller seat would do the trick...couldn't hurt to try...or maybe it could.

[Wayne Goodwin]

I saw a seat one time on Real Sex on HBO that had a Dildo on a bike seat . What about those saddles one on one of them could be used quite well just sitting on a bed   , "Wee Doggie" ....