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Comment by Tina on January 1, 2010 at 7:18am

You are more than Welcome Aggie, Even the Texans need blessings!!!

Comment by Aggie on December 31, 2009 at 11:59am

Thank you Tina!

Comment by Tina on December 31, 2009 at 5:29am

Comment by Aggie on December 29, 2009 at 8:20pm

My degree was Ag Economics!

Comment by Aggie on December 22, 2009 at 2:15pm

Thank you, Tina.

Comment by Tina on December 21, 2009 at 8:03pm

As this year of 2009 comes to a close so very soon, My meditations bring me the dream and the hope, the prayer and the desire that each one of you and those you love will continue to experience good and/or improved heath of body, mind, heart and soul. That your faith, whatever it is or may be will multiply and bring strength and comfort to you.
May your heart be filled with goodness, kindness, tolerance and great love. May your work be a delight and your rest be refreshing and full of comfort and care.
May the new year bring increased tolerance for all of life, honor and respect of nature, vegetation, creatures great and small and for all of human kind as well.
May this coming year 2010, be yet another opportunity for the world to make headway in the care of the earth and it's life in every form and may your lives and love be richly increased and blessed.
This is my wish, my dream for the whole of you. Live well, be blessed, Tina

Comment by Aggie on December 15, 2009 at 7:41pm

Capitalism and Cows

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM -- You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

FRENCH CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon(tm) and market them world-wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

A BRITISH CORPORATION -- You have two cows. Both are mad.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION -- You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

A HINDU CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You worship them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

AN ARKANSAS CORPORATION -- You have two cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.

ENRON CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public buys your bull.

ARTHUR ANDERSON, LLC -- You have 2 cows. You shred all documents that Enron has any cows, take 2 cows from Enron for payment for consulting the cows, and attest that Enron has 9 cows.

Comment by Aggie on December 10, 2009 at 5:03pm

Thank you, Sweet Pea!

Comment by Aggie on December 7, 2009 at 4:40pm

Thank you Lori, I love that one!

Comment by Lori on December 6, 2009 at 10:03am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXVI33aqfWk

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