Bubba and Earl
Bubba and Earl were driving down the road drinking a few cold ones. Bubba said "Earl lookie thar, it's a PO-lice roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!"
"Hurry up and finish ‘em off. Then we’ll peel off the labels and stick 'em to our foreheads."
"What fer?" asked Bubba.
"Just do it, and let me do all the talkin', OK?" said Earl.
They reached the roadblock and the sheriff asked, "You boys been drinkin'?"
"No sir, officer" Earl said. "We're on the patch!”
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