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Comment by Aggie on September 22, 2010 at 7:48pm

Soon the East Texas Aspen will turning colors, thanks to Ben Franklin introducing it to the USA. (Triadica sebifera) accounts for 23% of all trees in Houston now. Fall equinox hug!

Comment by Aggie on September 21, 2010 at 5:23pm

Jeff Foxworthy on Educators
YOU might be a school employee if - you believe the playground should be equipped with a Ritalin salt lick.

YOU might be a school employee if - you want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to work 8 to 3:30 and have summers off.

YOU might be a school employee if - it is difficult to name your own child because there's no name you can come up with that doesn't bring high blood pressure as it is uttered.

YOU might be a school employee if - you can tell it's a full moon or if it going to rain, snow, hail....anything!!! Without ever looking outside.

YOU might be a school employee if -you believe, "shallow gene pool" should have its own box on a report card.

YOU might be a school employee if - you believe that
unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says, "Boy, the kids sure are mellow today."

YOU might be a school employee if - when out in public, you feel the urge to snap your fingers at children you do not know and correct their behavior.

YOU might be a school employee if - you have no social life between August and June.

YOU might be a school employee if - you think people should have a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.

YOU might be a school employee if - you wonder how some
parents MANAGED to reproduce.

YOU might be a school employee if - you laugh uncontrollably when people refer to the staff room as the "lounge."

YOU might be a school employee if - you encourage an
obnoxious parent to check into charter schools or home
schooling and are willing to donate the UHAUL boxes should they decided to move out of district.

YOU might be a school employee if - you think caffeine should be available in intravenous form.

YOU might be a school employee if - you can't imagine how the ACLU could think that covering your students chair with Velcro and then requiring uniforms made out of the corresponding Velcro could ever be misunderstood by the public.

YOU might be a school employee if - meeting a child's parent instantly answers this question, "Why is this kid
like this?"

YOU might be a school employee if - you would choose a
mammogram over a parent conference.

YOU might be a school employee if - you think someone should invent antibacterial pencils and crayons...and desks and chairs for that matter!

YOU might be a school employee if - the words "I have college debt for this?" has ever come out of your mouth.

YOU might be a school employee if - you know how many days, minutes, and seconds are left in the school year!

Comment by Aggie on September 14, 2010 at 7:54pm

Comment by Aggie on September 2, 2010 at 6:33pm

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that
blonde joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

Comment by Aggie on September 2, 2010 at 6:16pm

Comment by Goldilocks46 on August 5, 2010 at 4:45pm

I'm interested, JilliAnn, but that is too far for George and me to go! Looks like it will be a fun evening. Enjoy!

Comment by Aggie on July 27, 2010 at 5:24pm

Pru spotted or painted a pink Volvo tractor.

Comment by Aggie on July 25, 2010 at 9:21am

1958 T425 Volvo very rare in Texas. I saw red one last night.

Comment by Aggie on July 23, 2010 at 8:58pm

From Chez

Comment by Aggie on July 22, 2010 at 5:50pm

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