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Comment by Aggie on October 14, 2010 at 8:42pm

Aggies involved in the rescue. Greg Hall started Drillers Supply International here in Houston in 1986. He opened a branch in Chile in 1993 and another one in Minnesota in 2000. He and his wife are Houstonians and both went to Texas A&M University. Greg was in Chile for days before the big rescue.

Comment by Aggie on October 13, 2010 at 6:01pm

Today in 1845 they stopped printing the Texas 5 dollar bill.

Comment by Aggie on October 13, 2010 at 5:30pm

More Rules of Texas
6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.

7. Yeah, we eat catfish & crawfish. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop.

8. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November.

9. We open doors for women. That is applied to all women, regardless of age.

10. No, there's no "vegetarian special" on the menu. Order steak. Or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham & turkey.

11. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper, and Picante Sauce!! Oh, yeah....We don't care what you folks in Cincinnati call that stuff you eat....IT AIN'T REAL CHILI!! Chili was born and bred in San Antonio ...and real chili never met a bean!

12. You bring "coke" into my house, it better be brown, wet, and served over ice. You bring "Mary Jane" into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.

Comment by Aggie on October 12, 2010 at 11:18pm

Rules of Texas

1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.

2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.

3. They are cattle & oil wells. That's what they smell like to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-40, I-20 and I-10 go east and west, I-35 goes north and south. Pick one.

4. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton strippers that are driven only 3 weeks a year.

5. So every person in every pickup waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept.

Comment by Goldilocks46 on October 10, 2010 at 7:09pm

Thanks for posting this, Aggie. Good one!

Comment by Aggie on October 6, 2010 at 7:07pm

Comment by Aggie on October 2, 2010 at 8:44pm

A friend sent me 20 bucks in the mail. I put the 20 bucks up on front porch last night. Had 5 doe at back door. I think they are holding out for bigger bucks.

Comment by Aggie on September 27, 2010 at 6:15pm

Comment by Aggie on September 25, 2010 at 7:37pm

Comment by Goldilocks46 on September 23, 2010 at 10:14pm

Fall equinox hug to you too! Lots of our trees are changing color early, that usually happens in October around here.

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