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Comment by Aggie on November 3, 2010 at 5:42am

Comment by Aggie on November 1, 2010 at 9:17pm

Oh, Those Cowboys!
I don't want to cause anyone further upset, but these are funny.

The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas .
For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets.

If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.


Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A. The Dallas Cowboys

Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?

A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?

A. Put up a goal post.


Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?

A. Old

Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?

A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A. Nobody remembers.

Q. What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common?

A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

Comment by Goldilocks46 on October 31, 2010 at 10:45pm

Good to see you back, Dogdreams!

Comment by Goldilocks46 on October 31, 2010 at 10:44pm

Hi, Jilliann!

Comment by Goldilocks46 on October 29, 2010 at 2:03pm

Thanks for these, JilliAnn, Aggie! :-D

Comment by Aggie on October 28, 2010 at 10:20pm

Comment by Goldilocks46 on October 21, 2010 at 6:46pm

Only if George, Pru, you, Larry, and Kittycat come along.

Comment by Aggie on October 21, 2010 at 6:06pm

Would you like to take an East Texas Cruise with a Congressman?

Comment by Goldilocks46 on October 19, 2010 at 8:50pm

I like this.

Comment by Aggie on October 18, 2010 at 6:38pm

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