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Comment by Goldilocks46 on December 25, 2010 at 11:45am

:-D

Comment by Aggie on December 12, 2010 at 9:09pm

Comment by Aggie on December 12, 2010 at 8:54pm

Comment by Aggie on December 11, 2010 at 6:45pm

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'

And thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree. Not a lot of people know this.

Comment by Aggie on December 10, 2010 at 7:16pm

Comment by Aggie on December 7, 2010 at 7:58pm

Santa's new helper.

Comment by Aggie on December 4, 2010 at 10:37pm

Lunch at Mi Tierra's with Eons in San Antonio.

Comment by Aggie on December 1, 2010 at 8:46pm

Never Lose Your Grandson !
A heart-warming story.

A small grandson got lost at the shopping mall..........

He approached a uniformed security guard and said, I've lost my grandpa!"

The guard asked, "What's his name?"
"Grandpa"

The guard smiled, then asked, "What's he like?"

The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied, "Jim Beam whiskey, and women with big boobs."

Comment by Aggie on December 1, 2010 at 7:59pm

Comment by Aggie on November 30, 2010 at 10:10pm

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