10. You like the way the wind and humidity make your hair look.
9. You think sweat stains are sexy.
8. You get an adrenaline rush every time you squish a big cockroach.
7. You always wanted a job as a convenience store clerk.
6. You've always wondered if allergy shots are as painful as everyone says.
5. You think movies with subtitles are a bore.
4. You like being on a first-name basis with your dermatologist.
3. You never cared for winter sports that much anyway.
2. You've always dreamed of meeting Jonathan Livingston Seagull.
1. You think Padre Island is where they film Baywatch.