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Whether you support this guy:

Or this one:

Can we keep it fun?

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Rusty Humphries.................................sneakin

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Why would I give you a virus it might make you happy, liberal

How would you giving me a virus make ME happy, you fucking idiot ?

YOU fucking up MY computer would make YOU happy, you wingnut moron.

Jesus Fuck A Shit Souffle, you're stupid. You can't even insult somebody without making yourself look like a you were kicked in the head as a child.

Liberals love to yell that they are being screwed.

I think 40 million liberals screwed themselves.

Man did they screw up in the last month's.

I don't know any business that would hire a black trouble maker.

You said it, not me.

Hell, even darroll can't be wrong all the time. The Law of Averages forbids it.

Is that empty the headed doctor?. Want a reputation, earn it. Then you won’t wear yourself out…. Blaming others.

Amazing. You demand that we recognize, respect and admire your political expertise and opinions...

But you don't recognize, respect or admire one of your party's presidential front runners. The one who is an actual doctor and brain surgeon, whom you describe as somebody who's never accomplished anything.

darroll....You sound like the result of Archie Bunker fucking Ayn Rand. I realize that that remark won't mean anything to you, since you probably don't know who either Archie Bunker or Ayn Rand were, but trust me : It wasn't a compliment - Although a bigot as stupid as you would probably take it as one.

Abortions are women's business and not ours.

SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows
The State takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.
BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other and then throws the milk away.
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull....
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
VENTURE CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has died.
A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.
A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5,000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.
A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.
AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
Nobody believes you, so they bomb the crap out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows but at least you are now a Democracy.
AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive..
A GREEK CORPORATION
You have two cows borrowed from French and German banks.
You eat both of them.
The banks call to collect their milk, but you cannot deliver so you call the IMF. The IMF loans you two cows.
You eat both of them.
The banks and the IMF call to collect their cows/milk.
You are out getting a haircut.

Too bad he missed. Might have knocked some sense into him.

After consideration, I doubt that would work since nothing else did.

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