Presidents Day
I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old granddaughter
and I asked her, What day is February 16, 2015?"
Without skipping a beat she said, "It's Presidents Day!"
She's smart, so I asked her, "What does Presidents Day mean?
I waited for something about Obama, Bush or Clinton, etc.
She replied, "Presidents Day is when the President steps
out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have another
year of Bull Crap."
You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose.
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