We had cheap vacation. Now it's time for Cheap Guys.

[darroll]

Take your new gal out to dinner by stopping

at Wal-Mart and feed her the free samples.

[stillgoing]

If there was no water around you could sit in the park and watch the moles race.

[darroll]

I remember my first girlfriend, I gave her a ring and her finger turned green..

I used to take her out for a phosphate, I would order one with two straws. (then I had to be a gentleman and not suck it up with one gulp)
I wasn't being cheap,
that was all the money I had.