∻ TRUE or FALSE ∻

[Shelti]

Please answer TRUE or FALSE to each

statement, then leave another one

for the next person, and I will begin with ~

You know how to eat
withchopsticks

[CaliforniaNow]

true

you know someone who can turn backflips

[Westerly_2]

don't

you know someone over the age of 35 who can hula hoop

[CaliforniaNow]

true

a starfish is a work of art

[Westerly_2]

true

you love paintings of the sea

[CaliforniaNow]

true

and that reminds you of Winslow Homer

[Westerly_2]

sometimes

you have a fix for snails eating your plants

[CaliforniaNow]

no plants, no snails, but what is it?  Is it mothballs?  Mothballs repulse all forms of animal life.

Invent an odorless mothball and the world will beat a path to your door.  (Odorless to humans, that is.)

[Westerly_2]

( a bowl full of beer. honest to God. They're attracted and fall in and drown, In the morning your beer bowl is full of floating mollusks)

true

you have an old cedar chest

[CaliforniaNow]

true

you have an old Swingline stapler

[Westerly_2]

true

you have a crank-up pencil sharpener

[CaliforniaNow]

never did; had a battery one once upon a time - don't know what happened to it.  Yes, I actually use an inch-long DIY pencil sharpener on the rare occasions when I need to sharpen a pencil.

you never use your paper shredder because it's too noisy

[Westerly_2]

(Yeah, me too, the one that comes with the Dixon Ticonderoga pencils)

I just cover sensitive stuff up with black marker

there is someone who calls you the same time every day