Yeah, I did. And I broke it off with it her because I developed an allergy to latex, silicone, fiberglass. surgical tape, p-phenylenediamine, formaldehyde, Bondo, structural rebar and incredibly shitty music.
TPAM shall dress up as a gigantic inflatable pig for Halloween, until his tethering lines snap and he drifts aimlessly through British airspace until he's shot down by the RAF,
Actually, Dug, I don't do Halloween, but my bff is having an effing costume party which we're invited to, and I guess we're going. are you kidding me?!? sheesh. I think I'm going to wear a sweater or jacket to which I've attached a bunch of remote controls & go as a control freak.
TPAM is simply jealous of Cher b/c he wants desperately to have all that work done on himself, but his fiancee won't let him.