TPAM serves Fancy Feast Hors d'oeuvres at her parties.
tpam fined for stealing Fancy Feast Hors d'oeuvres.
TPAM has an itch that needs scratching.
TPAM is safe, simple and easy to use against most household diseases.
TPAM is an instrument in the promotion of the devil's music. ,-)
I agree with TPAM's assessment...
tpam wonted me to splain sum of the lyrics to grand ole opry musick
Both of TPAM's senses of what is musically proper is due for a thorough sandblasting and reallignment. And I'm just the man for the job....
TPAM drank some chica morada and now his whole face is like a purple rose of Cairo. Hi, snagglepuss ;)
Is that bowtie the type that "squirts"?
TPAM has been tapped to replace Casey Kasem on America's Top 40 radio programme!!!