Permalink Reply by z100 on August 20, 2009 at 3:48pm
Red joined the Salvation Army after standing on the corner ringing the bell at Christmas, all the bell ringing and standing in the cold, he had to pee...... all the money in the donation pot had to be sterilized. Red was kicked out.
At least Red had his clothes on, unlike z. who after the money was sterilized he stole it and is going to buy lottery tickets with it in hopes of winning the BIG ONE.