Ah jeez. That's too bad. Sounds almost as if the, um, stain of bad luck that seems to follow after our super hero Clark - or rather, those who portray that icon - has begun to mutate, infecting those of similar moniker . . .
Then again, if he can't keep it in his pants, maybe next time it will get cut off . . .
and maybe then I'll even applaud . . . very quietly . . .