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Retorts

I think we may have done this on another website. nevertheless. . .

If anyone ever holds open the door for you and says, "Age before beauty," you proceed and say, "Pearls before swine."

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Permalink Reply by The Dyslexic Dodger on September 12, 2013 at 5:44pm

hahahaha ! Yup Churchil liked the sause.

Permalink Reply by TeeBubbaDee on September 12, 2013 at 9:43pm

Flo woulda said...

Permalink Reply by flippr 2.0 on September 12, 2013 at 9:50pm

Permalink Reply by Johnnieboy on September 12, 2013 at 10:56pm

The old Yogi Berra "Yogism"

Girl in elevator comments on Yogi's white suit. "You look cool in that suit"

Yogi "Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself."

Permalink Reply by flippr 2.0 on September 13, 2013 at 4:31am

Permalink Reply by TeeBubbaDee on September 13, 2013 at 10:12am

Permalink Reply by flippr 2.0 on September 13, 2013 at 10:27am

Permalink Reply by ProblemAgain on September 13, 2013 at 10:32am

Our other story of Responsible Firearms Ownership comes from Owasso, Oklahoma, where Joshua Snow heard someone breaking into his home early Monday morning, grabbed his gun, and chased after them wearing only his underwear. He somehow ended up banging on the front door of neighbor Jimmy Null, who looked outside, saw a guy wearing only underwear and carrying a gun, and shot Snow with a 12-gauge shotgun. Perfectly reasonable home protection.

Permalink Reply by flippr 2.0 on September 13, 2013 at 10:41am

shit happens?

Permalink Reply by TeeBubbaDee on September 13, 2013 at 8:32pm

Make my day.

Permalink Reply by The Dyslexic Dodger on September 17, 2013 at 8:10am