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I think we may have done this on another website. nevertheless. . .

If anyone ever holds open the door for you and says, "Age before beauty," you proceed and say, "Pearls before swine."

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Permalink Reply by CaliforniaNow on September 11, 2013 at 10:59pm

Let's hear some Wilde. I love snarky.

Permalink Reply by The Dyslexic Dodger on September 12, 2013 at 10:31am

Lewis Morris had just ben passed over for a Poet Laureateship. Wilde was not enamored with Morris's poetry or his sniviling. Sometimes less IS more..

Permalink Reply by The Dyslexic Dodger on September 12, 2013 at 10:46am

A few quotes of Mr. Wilde's that you mite enjoy.

http://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/3565.Oscar_Wilde

Permalink Reply by CaliforniaNow on September 11, 2013 at 10:56pm

Here's one from Terry-Thomas but you can use it if you get the chance. I've remembered to say it once. "Hello! Whadya know?!" "My dear, I do not even suspect anything."

Permalink Reply by The Dyslexic Dodger on September 12, 2013 at 10:50am

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Permalink Reply by CaliforniaNow on September 12, 2013 at 12:01pm

grinning and nodding until I got to Churchill - ooh, ouch!

Permalink Reply by flippr 2.0 on September 12, 2013 at 12:05pm

i'm lost

Permalink Reply by The Dyslexic Dodger on September 12, 2013 at 1:43pm

That's alrite flipper, its not a test. This is just for fun.

Permalink Reply by flippr 2.0 on September 12, 2013 at 1:57pm

yea,sometimes I get mixed up.

Permalink Reply by The Dyslexic Dodger on September 12, 2013 at 4:00pm

me to

Permalink Reply by ProblemAgain on September 12, 2013 at 4:27pm

at a dinner party, a woman exclaimed to churchill: "You, sir, are drunk!"

he responded: "I may be drunk, madame, but in the morning, i will be sober. You, however, will still be ugly"

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