I used to laugh at some of my wife's choices until I realized I was one of them.
Evergreen trees are very shy, they never take off their leaves.
I know, right? Yeah, I don't like green but there's not much uglier than a naked tree.
Irony is when someone writes...Your an idiot.
I know you have been laying awake at night wondering why baby diapers
have brand names such as "Luvs", "Huggies," and "Pampers', while
undergarments for old peopl are called "Depends".
Well here is the low down on the whole thing.
When babies crap in their pants, people are still gonna Luv'em,
Hug'em and Pamper em.
When old people crap in their pants, it "Depends" on who's in the will!
Glad I got that straightened out so you can rest your mind.
I didn't make it to the gym today.
That makes five years in a row.
Taking a snow day. Had a 1/4 inch snow blizzard on the farm.