Tags: thinking
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends
and is now growing in the middle.
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
I can't wait to see the commercials when pot is legalized.
The should make them ceramic green non-stick pots illegal because they stick.
“The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.”
― Will Rogers
Even puppets don't work without you give 'em some slack now and again.
There is nothing more unconditional than the love given by a child who is trying to get ungrounded.
Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. The smile and call you something even more offensive.
I have an on and off love affair with 1,3,7-trimethylzantihine.
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