value-wise, here's some good news: I just tried out a pen from one of those fancy pen and pencil cases that everyone gives you for graduation - this one still writes.
the Hotel blocks my 4G wi-fi in hotel and then logged on to pay per use hotel wi-fi which will not allow me on because they said expedia used my first name as last name. Which expedia has never done that to me before. After 5 hrs I finally was able to log on. I am tired and going to be. I have had better service at motel 6.
From a procrastination stand point, today has been wildly successful.
I got kicked out of the local swimming pool today.
Apparently the "breaststroke" isn't what I thought it was.
I read an article on the dangers of drinking alcohol, and it scared the crap outta me.
That's it, I'm done.
No more reading for me!!!
There are some days when the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my needs.
Have you ever wondered if that dollar bill in your hand has ever been in a stripper's g string? If you haven't, you probably are now.
"Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?" the woman asked her husband.
"No"...said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 buttons of her blouse...and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra...and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her ...and smiled approvingly.
"Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?" she then asked her husband?
"Uh...no, I haven't" he said with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill... and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?"
"No way" ...he said (while obviously becoming even more aroused and excited).
"Well go look in the garage!"