Any fool can use a computer.
There are lots of them that do.
The pollen has been so bad this spring, the druggies are reportedly converting their meth back to Sudafed...
Pollen is good!!!
I hear if you lick the icing off that cupcake, you will have a muffin which I hear is good for you.
You can actually have a active sex life well into your later years.
But only if you can stand the site of naked people your age.
Dear Ladies, Please note: If a man says he will fix something, he will do it.
There's no reason to remind him every six months.
I once won an argument with my wife.
In a dream I had.
Aren't you the lucky one!