I'm out of my mind and I'm never going back!
I drink while I work out,
i call it Bacardio.
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
I drink wine in a box, but I prefer to call it Cardboardeaux.
I drink my wine in Church on Sunday.
Lucky you. Some churches offer unfermented grape juice.
This Sunday I will be busy turning chickens into a couple hundred gallons of chicken stew for the Church.
You're a good man Aggie!
I am not lazy. I'm just highly motivated to do nothing.