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END OF THE WORLD ~ 21-12-2012


5:00 am - Wake up of the world's population by the sound of sirens and bells
6.00 am - Arrival of the Maya
7.00 am - Arrival of extraterrestrials
8.00 am - Arrival of the Presidents of the G8 states
9:00 am - Arrival of Saints, Martyrs, etc.. etc.. etc..
10.00 am - Anthem for the end of the world "Highway to hell" for everyone, and then one to choose from the various countries: for Germany, "Adieu mein kleiner Gardeoffizier"; for Italy is planned “Nel blu dipinto di blu“ "In the blue painted blue" subject of by the Vatican
10.30 am - the word to Papa Joe
11.45 - Apocalypse Brunch
13.00 - General Assembly of the UN
15.00 - A Minute of Silence
15:05 - beginning of the public ceremony
17.00 - Buffet opens
18.00 - Departure of the Maya
19.00 - Fireworks, to be followed by football match Brazil vs rest of the world
21.00 - Archangels and Angels departure
22.00 - Closing ceremony; Afterhours, open bar, free drinks
23.30 - 3D glasses will be distributed for free
24.00 - END OF THE WORLD, the song "The Final Countdown" will be performed

To follow: END OF THE WORLD after show party.

Fire department required a high rise office fire drill today, I requested to wait till Monday, so if the world ends before then we would not lose any work productivity.

I beg to differ.

You're right. In my case it was the first sixty years.

Good Luck Kid.

I'm so good in bed, that I could stay there all day.

Complete and Finished

No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words.
In a recently held linguistic competition held in London and attended by supposedly the best in the world, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese man, was the clear winner with a standing ovation which lasted over 5 minutes.
The final question was: How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand.
Some people say there is NO difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.

Here is his astute answer…….. When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED,
And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!!

He won a trip to travel the world in style and a case of 25 year old rum.




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