Random Thoughts

[larry kremis]

I couldn't find it. Let's do it again.

[TeeBubbaDee]

Sick and tired of being sick and tired.

[Snagg]

I suspect that I may have an uncategorizable, supra-neurological, sub-rational ability to throw out shows that are proportionally better per the fewer people that are listening to them.

[TeeBubbaDee]

If pigs could fly all hats would be made of reinforced concrete.

[Snagg]

If pigs could fly....All of Inkpay Oidflay's ricslyay ouldway oundsay ikelay isthay.

[TeeBubbaDee]

exactly

[Snagg]

The Festival Of Republican Presidential Nominees Public Embarrassment Marathon, however, just keeps getting funnier.

[TeeBubbaDee]

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met

[d's girl]

harharhar '-)

[TeeBubbaDee]

• I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

[TeeBubbaDee]

Men who don’t understand women fall into two groups... married, and unmarried.

[funesthememorious]

"A woman can look both moral and exciting -- if she also looks as if it
were quite a struggle."

[TeeBubbaDee]

I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming.

“You don’t have to tell me,” I said. “I’m off the team, aren’t I?”

“Well,” said Coach, “you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you’re wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times.”

It was all true what he was saying. And yet, Ithought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold.

But that’s when I felt the handcuffs go on...