Random Thoughts

[larry kremis]

I couldn't find it. Let's do it again.

[BethD]

I don't like chapped lips and wind burn

[funesthememorious]

The giraffe you thought you offended last week is willing to be nuzzled today.

[funesthememorious]

The last time I was in for a checkup my dentist told me she brushed her teeth in the shower. I had a funny retort but since my mouth was full of paraphernalia I missed my opportunity.

[TeeBubbaDee]

Do you know why Dentist offices don't have spit bowls anymore?

 

 

 

[Goldilocks46]

Why do deer eat people's gardens when there is plenty of forage in the woods?

[Snagg]

Ever spent a hard day foraging in the woods?

 

When some kind soul lays out delicious food in a neat, easy-to-reach little patch of ground, you take what you can get.

[BethD]

I brush my teeth in the shower. I never have to worry about getting toothpaste on a clean shirt.

I brush longer and the teeth get real clean.

 

My shoes really stink bad after working in a kennel, I have to leave them outside.

[darroll]

That crock pot chicken for dinner sure tasted great.

[BethD]

I love chicken pot pie.

[BethD]

domestic cats are the only cats/felines that walk with their tails up in the air.

[TeeBubbaDee]

They also walk on their toes, and can jump five times their own height.(mine can do even higher than that) The fastest can run approximately 30 mph. They perspire through their feet. They breathe about 20 to 30 breaths per minute with a pulse rate of 130-240 beats per minute. Their normal body temperature is around 102 degrees Fahrenheit. And, most cats are left-handed -- or is that left-pawed?

[darroll]

Just taking it easy.