Never take to sawin' on the branch that's supportin' you, unless you're bein' hung from it
When considering our own personal beliefs, do we "walk the walk" or just "talk the talk".
A point to ponder.....
An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard.
Suddenly, the light turned yellow just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger-printed, and photographed, and then placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue
streak at him. I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do?' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car!"
You know I would censor that if I could.
Was it because you showed that picture of it in a hole again???? *just wonderin'*
You censored it yourself...you're a nut.
Did you just figure that out?
What is the difference between naked and buck naked?
You can be ugly and naked. but to be buck naked you gotta be butt ugly.
In that case I guess I can be buck naked.
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