Random Thoughts

[larry kremis]

I couldn't find it. Let's do it again.

[TeeBubbaDee]

Twelve or more cows are known as a "flink." A group of frogs is called an army. A group of rhinos is called a crash. A group of kangaroos is called a mob. A group of whales is called a pod. A group of ravens is called a murder. A group of officers is called a mess. A group of larks is called an exaltation. A group of owls is called a parliament. A group of unicorns is called a blessing.

[Snagg]

A group of oil lobbyists at the bottom of the ocean is called A Good Start.

[darroll]

I think this country has done a nice job putting businesses at the bottom of the ocean, then bitching about no jobs.

[TeeBubbaDee]

Did you know that Texas allows late term abortions?

 

They call it the death penalty.

[funesthememorious]

It's not about how you handle your equipment, it's where you have permission to stick it.

[Susan]

Sometimes it's better to travel light and use batteries.

[Susan]

Yesterday there was HI-Fi.  Today it's WY Fi.

   (did I spell that right?)

[TeeBubbaDee]

According to my watch, it's almost beer:30

[TeeBubbaDee]

Hogs breath is better than no breath at all.

[Susan]

That would be a matter of opinion.

[darroll]

I always thought that anything is better than nothing?

 

Some claim that nothing is impossible?

[TeeBubbaDee]

The only rule is that there are no rules... but of course that means that there are rules... and you just broke one. but you cant break any rules because there are none. and if there are no rules, then there are no rules about making rules, so then you can make rules. but if you already said that the rules are that you cant make rules, then you cant do that. but if you cant do that, then that means there is a rule about doing that. and you cant do that, or can you?